|*reading fluff*:||i aM GOING TO PUT MY PHONE IN MY MOUTH AND I AM GOING TO S W A L L O W IT|
If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you
i dont get it but i’ll reblog it anyway cause it has 30,000 notes
Me: Ok, mom
5 minutes later…
Me: ………..Where’s my mom?